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Chapter 205 — The Tragic Xiaoshu

The Herdsman of the Wasteland

Oh—she must have grown. The last time she'd squeezed through here was four years ago, back when the family had just moved into this villa.

"Phew!" Shen Yushu got half her body through, then let out a long breath. It really was hard going. Had she known it would be this hard, she'd have gone looking for the key to the gate.

Shen Yushu wiped the sweat from her brow and made ready to push the rest of the way in. But the instant she strained, the iron railing pinched her chest so hard it hurt. Ugh... the bar had lodged itself right between Shen Yushu's two little rabbits.

Unwilling to give in, Shen Yushu strained again, forcing her body deeper into the iron fence.

"No good, no good, it hurts so much!" The bar was pinching her bosom raw. If she forced her way in, wouldn't it kill her outright?

What rotten luck! For the first time, Shen Yushu realized that her chest had become a burden. Gu Mengyao had called it earlier—she'd said that bosom of hers would turn into a burden sooner or later—and here it was, come true so soon. A tragedy.

Confessing was confessing, but surely she didn't have to be crushed to death for it? Shen Yushu sighed, gave up on forcing her way any further in, and prepared to pull the half of her body already through back out again.

But the next moment Shen Yushu discovered that she was completely, utterly doomed! The half of her that had gone in wouldn't come back out! If it could come out, then surely it could go in just as easily?

Surely she couldn't be that unlucky? Shen Yushu began to panic. This was no joke—if word got out that she'd wedged herself into an iron fence, people would laugh themselves to death!

Frightened badly, Shen Yushu hastily pulled out her phone and called Gu Mengyao.

The call connected, and before it had rung more than a few times, Gu Mengyao hung up. Clearly, Gu Mengyao had taken it for the signal from Shen Yushu that she could start searching.

Frantic, Shen Yushu dialed again at once. It rang a few times, and this time Gu Mengyao finally picked up: "Xiaoshu, what is it? I was just about to go look for you. Do you have money to burn on phone bills or something?"

"Sister Yaoyao, help, I'm stuck—I'm dying... boo-hoo..." Shen Yushu was truly panicking. She was wedged in the iron fence, unable to go in and unable to come out—what on earth was she going to do?

"Ah?" Gu Mengyao was startled. "Xiaoshu, what are you saying? What do you mean, you're stuck and dying? What on earth happened to you?"

"Sister Yaoyao, hurry to the junk room in the villa's back courtyard, I'm stuck fast, hurry, hurry, hurry, I can't hold on!" Shen Yushu cried in alarm.

"Oh—then wait for me, I'll be right there!" From the sound of Shen Yushu's voice, Gu Mengyao could tell she wasn't making any of it up; it seemed she really had run into trouble. She hung up and bolted out the villa's front door, running toward the junk room in the back courtyard.

Before she even reached the junk room, she saw from a distance that Shen Yushu seemed to be hanging on the ring of iron fencing around it. Gu Mengyao was baffled: "Xiaoshu, what are you doing?"

"Sister Yaoyao, hurry and save me!" Seeing Gu Mengyao arrive, Shen Yushu waved at her frantically. She really was a little frightened now—stuck in there like that, what if she couldn't get out at all?

Gu Mengyao ran a few steps nearer before she saw clearly what was going on. Shen Yushu had been squeezing through the fence, and the right side of her body had gone through while the left side couldn't follow; the iron bar was jammed right between her two boobies...

"Pfft—hahaha..." In the end Gu Mengyao couldn't hold it in, and burst out laughing. You could even get stuck like that?

"Sister Yaoyao, how can you still laugh? I'm about to be squeezed to death here..." Shen Yushu was on the verge of tears.

"Xiaoshu, you really are a tragedy!" Gu Mengyao still couldn't help grinning. "See? I told you—sooner or later those breasts of yours would become a burden! If it were me, this would absolutely never happen!"

"Sister Yaoyao, I'm sorry, all right? I'll never tease you about it again. Just think of something quick and get me out of here first..." Shen Yushu apologized again and again.

"Let me think..." Gu Mengyao still couldn't stop wanting to laugh. "How about we cut off a piece of your chest?"

"Sister Yaoyao!" Shen Yushu was genuinely angry now. "If you keep joking around, I won't talk to you anymore!"

"All right, all right, Xiaoshu, I'll stop joking. Let me see what we can do!" Gu Mengyao shut her mouth in a hurry. Truth be told, when she thought about it properly, Shen Yushu's situation really was quite tragic, and here she was making fun of her—she really shouldn't.

"Mm." Shen Yushu nodded, pinning every last hope on Gu Mengyao.

"How about I press down on one of your boobies, and you push hard inward?" Gu Mengyao couldn't come up with any better idea either.

"That... will that work? Will it hurt a lot?" Shen Yushu was a little afraid.

"Well, there's no other way..." Gu Mengyao truly didn't know what else could be done.

"Then let's try it..." Shen Yushu nodded.

And so the two girls set to work. Anyone who didn't know better would have thought they were playing some kind of high-tech game...

"Ah... it hurts so much, I can't take it, Sister Yaoyao, this will kill me, I quit, I quit..." Shen Yushu wailed at the top of her lungs.

"Xiaoshu, you have to hold on a little longer, or how are you going to get out? You can't very well eat and sleep in there, can you? And what if you need to use the bathroom?" Gu Mengyao said. "You have to hold on!"

"But Sister Yaoyao, you're really going to crush me to death..." Shen Yushu's voice had already gone shrill.

"Push a little harder forward, and you'll be out!" Gu Mengyao encouraged her.

"But I can't summon any strength, it hurts..." Shen Yushu said, aggrieved.

"Then what do we do?" Gu Mengyao was at a loss too. "How about I call Wei Zhao, have him pull you from the front while I press from behind—and if we both steel ourselves, you'll pop right out?"

"That..." Just thinking about it made Shen Yushu tremble with dread. It would be hell on earth! But to get out, she could only nod. "Sister Yaoyao, then hurry and call Brother Arrow..."

...

Wei Zhao drove on in silence, ignoring Kang Xiaobo, letting him have some quiet time to himself.

"Boss, I've made up my mind!" Suddenly Kang Xiaobo raised his head, his gaze burning as he looked at Wei Zhao. "Boss, I really do have feelings for Xiaofen. I won't deny that there's a *** element in it, but I truly like her! From the moment I saw her photo, I felt something for her.

Especially after learning of her pitiful past, I don't feel any aversion toward her—instead I feel even more tenderness for her. Boss, let me try getting to know her, would that be all right?"

"Heh..." This outcome didn't surprise Wei Zhao much; it was what he had expected all along. He had merely been giving Kang Xiaobo time to calm down and weigh the pros and cons. "Her psychological problems can be cured, but her legs..."

"Boss, I don't care!" Kang Xiaobo nodded firmly. "I think that if I truly fall in love with her, I won't care about that!"

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