Chapter 205 — The Tragic Xiaoshu
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"Xiaoshu, you really are a tragedy!" Gu Mengyao still couldn't help grinning. "See? I told you—sooner or later those breasts of yours would become a burden! If it were me, this would absolutely never happen!"
"Sister Yaoyao, I'm sorry, all right? I'll never tease you about it again. Just think of something quick and get me out of here first..." Shen Yushu apologized again and again.
"Let me think..." Gu Mengyao still couldn't stop wanting to laugh. "How about we cut off a piece of your chest?"
"Sister Yaoyao!" Shen Yushu was genuinely angry now. "If you keep joking around, I won't talk to you anymore!"
"All right, all right, Xiaoshu, I'll stop joking. Let me see what we can do!" Gu Mengyao shut her mouth in a hurry. Truth be told, when she thought about it properly, Shen Yushu's situation really was quite tragic, and here she was making fun of her—she really shouldn't.
"Mm." Shen Yushu nodded, pinning every last hope on Gu Mengyao.
"How about I press down on one of your boobies, and you push hard inward?" Gu Mengyao couldn't come up with any better idea either.
"That... will that work? Will it hurt a lot?" Shen Yushu was a little afraid.
"Well, there's no other way..." Gu Mengyao truly didn't know what else could be done.
"Then let's try it..." Shen Yushu nodded.
And so the two girls set to work. Anyone who didn't know better would have thought they were playing some kind of high-tech game...
"Ah... it hurts so much, I can't take it, Sister Yaoyao, this will kill me, I quit, I quit..." Shen Yushu wailed at the top of her lungs.
"Xiaoshu, you have to hold on a little longer, or how are you going to get out? You can't very well eat and sleep in there, can you? And what if you need to use the bathroom?" Gu Mengyao said. "You have to hold on!"
"But Sister Yaoyao, you're really going to crush me to death..." Shen Yushu's voice had already gone shrill.
"Push a little harder forward, and you'll be out!" Gu Mengyao encouraged her.
"But I can't summon any strength, it hurts..." Shen Yushu said, aggrieved.
"Then what do we do?" Gu Mengyao was at a loss too. "How about I call Wei Zhao, have him pull you from the front while I press from behind—and if we both steel ourselves, you'll pop right out?"
"That..." Just thinking about it made Shen Yushu tremble with dread. It would be hell on earth! But to get out, she could only nod. "Sister Yaoyao, then hurry and call Brother Arrow..."
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Wei Zhao drove on in silence, ignoring Kang Xiaobo, letting him have some quiet time to himself.
"Boss, I've made up my mind!" Suddenly Kang Xiaobo raised his head, his gaze burning as he looked at Wei Zhao. "Boss, I really do have feelings for Xiaofen. I won't deny that there's a *** element in it, but I truly like her! From the moment I saw her photo, I felt something for her.
Especially after learning of her pitiful past, I don't feel any aversion toward her—instead I feel even more tenderness for her. Boss, let me try getting to know her, would that be all right?"
"Heh..." This outcome didn't surprise Wei Zhao much; it was what he had expected all along. He had merely been giving Kang Xiaobo time to calm down and weigh the pros and cons. "Her psychological problems can be cured, but her legs..."
"Boss, I don't care!" Kang Xiaobo nodded firmly. "I think that if I truly fall in love with her, I won't care about that!"
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