Chapter 597 — The Disheartened Young Miss
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"Oh, oh — then from now on, when there's nothing better to do, we can crawl through fences for fun," Shen Yushu piped up right after.
"..." Wei Zhao very nearly drove the car into the drainage ditch at the roadside.
"From now on, whatever intimate things you do with Tang Yun, you have to report them to me in advance as well!" For reasons Gu Mengyao herself could not have named, that was what she came out with.
"Uh... I don't think that's necessary, is it? I do have a private life..." Wei Zhao said, breaking into a sweat.
"Of course it is necessary!" Gu Mengyao said, adamant. "What if you're *** with Tang Yun, and danger finds me over here — and you can't stop over there? So it absolutely has to be reported beforehand..."
"***?" Wei Zhao smiled wryly. "That has to be reported too?"
"Naturally! For one thing, it is to keep your private life under surveillance. Xiao Shu and I are both pure, innocent girls — if your private life is too debauched, I shall have to consider firing you!" Gu Mengyao said with perfect solemnity.
"All right..." Wei Zhao nodded. The Young Miss was in a towering temper today, and he had no wish to provoke her. Whatever came of it, best to agree first and think later.
"Then, Sister Yaoyao, are we still going home to have a threesome?" Shen Yushu was rather disappointed to see Gu Mengyao beating a retreat.
"Threesome? What threesome?" Gu Mengyao glared at Shen Yushu. "Why are you so set on playing? If you want to play, go play by yourself!"
"I can't play by myself!" Shen Yushu said, looking distressed. "Sister Yaoyao doesn't keep her word."
"That's enough, Xiao Shu, don't talk about that. You're still little — you can't play. When you're grown up, then you can play, all right?" Shen Yushu was giving Gu Mengyao a headache.
"Oh, all right then. When I'm grown up, will you play with me?" Shen Yushu's face finally broke into a smile.
"Fine!" Gu Mengyao answered, exasperated beyond words.
Wei Zhao could only smile wryly. This was one conversation he truly could not put a word into.
"Is Uncle Gu at home?" Wei Zhao changed the subject, because he honestly had no idea how to take part in the previous one.
"Daddy was going to treat you to dinner, and you made him wait more than ten hours!" Gu Mengyao pointed out the car window. "It's almost daylight!"
"Ha, then I really am sorry. I'll explain when we get back," Wei Zhao said with a wry smile.
"Hmph!" Gu Mengyao snorted. "Drive faster. There's a banquet waiting at home."
Wei Zhao said nothing, but he did speed up. Gu Mengyao's Audi S5 was a sports car, quick off the mark to begin with, and now, in the dead of night, with scarcely another car on the road, Wei Zhao pushed it to its limit in a single burst.
"Ah!" Caught off guard, Gu Mengyao gave a start.
Shen Yushu, meanwhile, flung her arms and legs about in delight. "Ooh, this is awesome — a roller coaster..."
"..." Gu Mengyao was speechless. There must be a fear factor missing from the wiring in Shen Yushu's brain — how was it she had no idea what terrifying meant?
In the blink of an eye Wei Zhao pulled the car up at the gate of Gu Mengyao's villa. Hearing the car at the gate, both Gu Pengzhan and Uncle Qing came running out. Earlier, Uncle Qing and Gu Pengzhan had followed along to Fatty Lai's villa, waited a while, telephoned Gu Mengyao to confirm the state of Wei Zhao's injuries, and then gone home to wait.
After all, it was hardly appropriate for Gu Pengzhan to be waiting at Fatty Lai's house as well.
"Wei Zhao, you're all right?" Gu Pengzhan stared in astonishment at Wei Zhao as he stepped down from the driver's seat. Gu Mengyao had said his injuries were grave, that he had been spitting blood — and yet here he was, and setting aside the vivid smear of bloodstains on his shirt, his complexion was ruddy and he looked in no way like a wounded man.